The words “Cat burglar” definitely come to mind when I think about another phase that he went through. It started off with him bringing home dried leaves and palm fronds (our neighbour saw this and asked if he was nesting!). This soon became rags or items of laundry that had been dropped in the garden or had blown off the washline. Then one night he brought home a pair of little boy’s shorts. There was only one family in the block with a little boy under the age of two, so I was able to return them the next day.
The following week, it was a pair of brand new, clean, Woolworths ladies panties (boyshort style). I had no idea who they belonged to, so I hung them up on the communal washing line, hoping that the owner would claim them. The next night, another pair of the same brand new, clean, Woolworths boyshorts (same size but different pattern from the previous night). These went into a plastic bag as the other pair was still hanging on the line outside. When he appeared the next evening carrying a third pair of these brand new undies (yet another pair, same size, different pattern), I knew I had to do something. Showing him the offending item and telling him he was a ‘bad cat’ was not working.
Somewhere out there was a poor woman missing 3 pairs of brand new underwear, quite possibly from inside her locked apartment! I could only imagine what would go through her mind when she realized they were missing! So at 7pm, out I went, armed with the latest pair of undies and my ‘not-so-innocent’ Catty happily trotting along behind me (it was almost as if he was interested to see if I could solve this one). I knocked on every door that had an open window or open door where he could have gained access and asked if the underwear belonged to anyone in that apartment, explaining the situation and that this was now the 3rd pair! Obviously, this brought forth many chuckles, but did not solve the problem. No one admitted to owning the underwear!
I began to wonder where in the neighbourhood he was getting them from and how far he was roaming. It must have been a very funny sight to see – a cat trotting down the sidewalk with a pair of panties dangling from his mouth! Over the next two nights, two more pairs of brand new boyshorts appeared. Whoever this lady was, she was now missing 5 pairs of brand new underwear! If it was me, I’d be seriously worried about my underwear going missing from inside my house, with no clue as to how someone had gotten in or how it had gone missing! I kept the plastic bag of brand new underwear for two weeks, just in case I found the owner. I never did, and it was eventually added to a load of second-hand clothing that was donated.
As I mentioned earlier, my Catty is a hunter and he will hunt anything that moves … grasshoppers, lizards, butterflies, birds and even your feet (if he’s in the mood)! Being on the rather “festively plump” side, more often than not, it’ll be a near miss when it comes to stalking birds, but he has managed to catch a few. Usually he’ll bring them to us very gently, as unharmed ‘gifts’, and we’re able to rescue them and set them free. But there was one occasion when I woke up one morning to find our lounge looking like a murder scene … there was a large pool of blood on the carpet and feathers everywhere! He’d managed to catch a pigeon during the night and had decided that this one was not going to be a gift – he was going to eat it! Having to clean bird blood out of a cream coloured carpet at 6am (before going to work) was not my idea of fun and Pringles knew he was in trouble! He made himself very scarce and went off to to hide in the garden.
Four years after we’d first got Pringles, we ended up installing a cat flap in our front door. He’d always used a kitchen window to get in an out of but after an attempted break-in at 2am one morning, the cat flap became a necessity. We hadn’t even had the flap for a week, when we were rudely awoken at 5am with very loud meowing and yowling. Thinking that there was a cat fight going on in our lounge, we padded through the house (with my heart pounding in my chest), only to find Catty lying outside on the doormat with his front paw trapped in cat flap! He’d been playing with it. Swatting at the flap as if it were a toy and had gotten his paw well and truly wedged between the flap and the frame! His paw was upturned and the flap had become wedged in between the paw pads. How we eventually got it free, I have no idea! Unfortunately, he did not learn his lesson and this happened again about a month later, also in the early hours of the morning!
I’ll never forget the afternoon that I thought my cat was going to die … I came home from work to find him playing with something in the garden. Thinking that it was just an insect of some sort, I left him alone, as he often supplemented his diet by eating insects and lizards. The next thing I know, he’s shaking his front paw frantically and there’s this long, thin, green thing hanging off it. A snake!
I ran down the stairs and onto the grass to go rescue my Catty (completely ignoring my absolute fear of snakes). Meanwhile he was rather irritated that this thing had bitten him and proceeded to pounce on its body with his other front paw. By the time I reached him, he’d bitten the snake a few times and had broken its neck. With my heart pounding, I picked up my cat, leaving the snake on the grass and ran upstairs with him in my arms, tears streaming down my face, shouting for my hubby and crying “My Catty’s been bitten by a snake! He’s going to die!”.
I was asked what kind of snake it was, and if I was sure it was dead and that it hadn’t already slithered off … How would I know? To me, a snake is a snake and in my mind, they’re all poisonous, horrible things that I prefer to stay away from. I wasn’t going to hang around to see if it was really and truly dead. I was more worried about getting Catty to the Vet!
Hubby went off to investigate, with Catty and I trailing sheepishly behind. It turns out it was only a harmless bush snake (not poisonous), and yes, it was dead!
In July 2013, we moved halfway around the world and I chose to take my Catty with me. Many people told me that I was crazy. Yes, it was expensive, but I couldn’t bear the thought of having to leave my FurKid behind.
He went through a lot with this move. He was put into a cattery for a month before we flew so that they could do all the vaccinations, inoculations and paperwork required. I also didn’t want him to be around while we packed up the flat, as I was trying to reduce his stress levels as much as possible. He flew on a different airline to us (via Sydney, which made his flight shorter) and was placed in quarantine for 10 days upon arrival in the new country. When we finally went to collect him, I hadn’t seen him for 6 weeks!
We arrived at the quarantine facility and they took me through to see him. I called his name and got no response. Not even an ear twitch of recognition. I was hurt! Had my Catty forgotten me already or was this payback for all that he’d been through? The reason soon revealed itself … it was mid-winter and the quarantine facility had spoilt him by putting an electric blanket inside his bed! He was so nice and warm in his cosy little bed that he didn’t want to come home.
We stayed with my hubby’s aunt and uncle for the first few weeks after we arrived and kept Catty locked inside ‘our’ bedroom, just in case he decided to make a run for it. On this particular morning, we happened to pop out for groceries and left the bedroom window cracked open to let some fresh air in. I had done this before, as the windows are quite stiff and very hard to push open.
I forgot to mention the open window (the bedroom door was kept closed) and unknowingly, the house was vacuumed while we were out. Catty is absolutely petrified of vacuum cleaners! The way he reacts, you’d swear it was out to eat him! Well, he heard the noise and in a frantic panic, with super-catty strength, he managed to push the stiff window open and out into the wild he went. We arrived home and he was gone! My heart sank. To bring him all this way, only to have him disappear without a trace. Thankfully he hadn’t gone far and was hiding underneath the house. It took a while, but my hubby eventually coaxed him out and we locked him back inside the house. The silly sausage!
We’d been here about a month when we finally found a townhouse to rent and promptly packed up the car with our borrowed linen, luggage and the cat (the container with our household goods was still in transit), so we were able to fit everything into the car and could do the move in one trip. It was about a 20km drive, so off we went. After having recently flown for hours in a noisy aeroplane, being inside the cat carrier again must have stressed Pringles out immensely, as not even 3kms down the road, he “dropped one” (thankfully I had put newspaper down in his carrier)! It was a cold, grey, rainy day and we ended up having to drive the next 17kms (gagging on the smell) with our windows rolled down to try and get rid of the awful stench. At the time, it was not at all funny, but thankfully we can laugh about it now.
After that little incident, we were hoping that our first night in our new home would be unadventurous, but that was wishful thinking! This was another strange house, with strange smells (there had been another cat living here before) and Pringles kept scratching at the doors and windows trying to get out.
In desperation, we ended up putting him in the laundry room with his food, water and litter box, as it was the only downstairs room with a tiled floor and far enough away from our bedroom so that we could try to get some sleep.
A loud bang abruptly woke us up at 5am the next morning. Catty had been trying to escape and was jumping up and hanging onto the door handle in an attempt to try open the laundry room door. I went downstairs to see what all the noise was, only to find that he had managed to slide the barrel bolt across, effectively locking himself inside! Instant panic! How was I going to get in there to get him out?
The door handle unscrews, but you need to be able to access both sides to do this and there were no visible screws on the outside. We remembered that there was set of louvre windows on the side of the laundry room and thankfully we’d left the top set open so that he’d have a bit of fresh air. There we were, at 5.30am, standing on a chair and reaching in to try and slide the louvres out of the frames so that we could get to the handles on the lower ones to open them and do the same. Once these had been removed, there was a gap big enough for hubby to climb though and unlock the door. Needless to say, he wasn’t very impressed with the cat!
Pringles, Catty, Sprinkles, Orange Cat, Sausage (he brought me a Vole as a ‘present’ one day – I thought it was someone’s pork sausage, before I realized it had legs and it moved!), Thundercat (we have wooden floors and he loves the sound his paws make when goes tearing down the staircase, especially at night!), whatever his current nickname may be, he drives us nuts, has us in fits of laughter and can be extremely entertaining. I cannot imagine our lives without my FurKid and I’m really glad that I chose to bring him with. I’m sure these frustrating and entertaining adventures will continue in the years to come and when they do, I’ll write Part 3. Part 3 is now ready to read.